A little known  fact about Sir Kendon Carrera, he loves nothing more in this world (besides his wonderful fiancee Abi) than Uinta beer and USA soccer phenom Landon Dononvan, especially Landon Donovan in full homoerotic grandeur, springing forth under the wings of Old Glory himself – God Bless America! Kendon, how many Crooked Line beers did you drink in London?  How many Everton games did you attend across the Atlantic?  Welcome home wanker!